IAN AND IGNATIUS Feb. 15/01 Karl Rigelhof

Ian is a human being
And demands/commands (a) (certain) (amount of) respect
Ignatius is capricious
And does(n't give a damn)/(what(ever) (the heck) he wants)

Ian is/(considers himself) a good sport
And a chip off the (proverbial) (old) block
While Iggy is (of) a mean(er) sort
And doesn't give a (flying) flock (of seagulls) (what he does)/(either way)

Iggy is (a) reptile/ian
And kind(a)/of slow in/on the scale of things
Of course Ian is (a) Presbyterian
And (is) in the know accordingly

Iggy is Ian's best (and dearest) friend
(And) the bane of (the) upper crust/class (society)
While Ian is Iggy's worst nightmare
And an invasion/interruption of/in (his) (in)sobriety/privacy/ impropriety

Chorus:
Ian and Ignatius
Are two of kind
Prim (and) (proper) (versus) (the) ridiculous
You may never find
A more (im)perfect pair
(Of friends) / ((They're) inseper(at)able)
((But) in the end)
(We're (not) all same under(neath) (the/our) (skin(s))